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TopicVice made a video on Incels
Pepys Monster
08/05/18 4:53:17 PM
#19
How to become this guy.

Step 1) Have social anxiety
Step 2) Stay indoors on your computer
Step 3) Make a Tinder so you can say you "tried."
Step 4) Never find a GF because you don't go out and meet people.
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TopicSadly just canceled Moviepass.
Pepys Monster
08/04/18 6:35:11 PM
#14
I just cancelled too. Making me take pictures of my ticket was a bullshit change, so although it's been great, they don't deserve to keep me as a customer.
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TopicI'm 31 years old and still a virgin
Pepys Monster
08/04/18 6:06:26 PM
#79
It's time to change your mindset, TC. I'm guessing you beat yourself up a lot and don't have inner confidence. Work on building your inner confidence. It's useful for more than just pulling chicks. It makes your whole life better. Once you have confidence in yourself, you won't crumple like a house of cards each time a girl rejects you. You won't care much and will move on to the next one. Socialize with women, but don't try overly hard. If she seems disinterested, don't waste your time with her. Find a different woman to talk to.
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TopicHumans are the real monsters.
Pepys Monster
08/03/18 6:00:02 PM
#2
*Yawns and deletes another disappointing zombie movie*
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TopicIs drinking everyday bad?
Pepys Monster
08/03/18 5:45:08 PM
#5
Yes. Save it for Fridays.
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TopicSo how many dates until you can assign the title "girlfriend"
Pepys Monster
08/03/18 5:18:37 PM
#20
Solid Snake07 posted...
Uh, its more of a thing you need to discuss then it is a number of dates....

This. You're thinking of it like a video game or something. If things are going well, ask her if she wants to be official.
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TopicIf I am going to be honest, I am only a gunowner because guns are cool.
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 8:53:02 PM
#12
pauIie posted...
yep if i bought a gun i wouldn't even get ammo for it. i'd just hold it.


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TopicIf I am going to be honest, I am only a gunowner because guns are cool.
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 6:43:34 PM
#8
myzz7 posted...
i think it would be pretty cool to have a wooden style AK hung up on my wall

Then go get one. They're like $800.
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TopicIf I am going to be honest, I am only a gunowner because guns are cool.
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 6:32:07 PM
#5
AlephZero posted...
only cops should have guns

No. Police the police.
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TopicThe average Scotty is a CHAD.
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 2:19:56 PM
#12
I guess you're not the average Scotty, then.
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TopicWhy aren't you vegetarian??
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 2:13:32 PM
#41
s0nicfan posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
CookieV3 posted...
Meat is delicious and nothing stops other omnivores from eating both. Diet reasons too, Chicken is a great source of protein for instance.
My appetite is more important than your suffering can apply to every meat eater, not just humans.

Humans are not obligate omnivores, and are capable of considering choice and morality that other animals are not. Nothing about this argument holds any water whatsoever.


There's nothing amoral about eating animals unless you're religious.

How do you figure? If anything, religious people use the excuse "God made the animals for us to eat" instead of thinking critically about how we're all animals and there's no good reason to cause unnecessary suffering and death to others.
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TopicWhy aren't you vegetarian??
Pepys Monster
08/02/18 1:58:57 PM
#35
FortuneCookie posted...
Because animals are tasty. It pains me that pigs are cute and intelligent, but they smell good when you cook them and taste good when you eat them.

So fuck them, right? They deserve to die?
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TopicMy Little Pony writer arrested for possessing CP
Pepys Monster
07/31/18 12:30:01 PM
#39


If someone likes My Little Pony, it's a huge red flag.
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TopicI hate this trend where merely referencing something is the "joke"
Pepys Monster
07/31/18 1:00:27 AM
#2
Idiocracy has come true.
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TopicWhy aren't you vegetarian??
Pepys Monster
07/30/18 3:17:24 PM
#19
I'm better than a mere vegetarian. I'm a vegan.
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Topicwhat is stopping you from becoming a vegan?
Pepys Monster
07/29/18 4:49:43 PM
#24
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Nothing, because I stopped making excuses and actually did the right thing and went vegan.

What exactly makes it the right thing? Is it solely the fact that you like it so in your mind it's the right thing, or is it actually the right thing. And if it's actually the right thing, please inform me on how it is.

I don't contribute to senseless animal suffering and death with my money. What's difficult about understanding that that's the right thing to do?
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Topicwhat is stopping you from becoming a vegan?
Pepys Monster
07/29/18 3:51:36 PM
#19
Nothing, because I stopped making excuses and actually did the right thing and went vegan.
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TopicThis dude at work keeps staring at me.
Pepys Monster
07/29/18 1:47:57 PM
#16
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
@Pepys_Monster is at it again

Why are you obsessed with me?
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TopicGirl has bf, can't text anymore
Pepys Monster
07/27/18 2:42:35 PM
#41
Jiggy101011 posted...
Sad_Face posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Why do you care so much, TC? Find a different girl to text with. Problem solved.


Good friends friends are irreplaceable.


Wouldn't really classify her as a good friend if she just droppeed him though.

This.
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TopicGirl has bf, can't text anymore
Pepys Monster
07/27/18 2:19:07 PM
#36
Why do you care so much, TC? Find a different girl to text with. Problem solved.
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TopicYou should never, ever talk to the cops.
Pepys Monster
07/26/18 1:22:27 AM
#14
_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"
TC: "I KNOW MY RIGHTS. I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER. IM CALLING MY LAWYER!!"

I don't blame him, tbh.
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TopicWhen did bowling get expensive?
Pepys Monster
07/25/18 5:17:38 PM
#5
*Bowling alleys charge $25 an hour per person*

Owner: "Not as many people are bowling these days. I better raise the price to compensate."
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